Two and a Half Men

Summary: Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the show is about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan’s growing son, Jake. Charlie’s free-wheeling life is complicated and altered when his brother gets divorced and moves, along with his son, into Charlie’s beach-front Malibu house.
Premiered: September 22nd, 2003
Show status: Current
Number of seasons: 8
Next new episode: Season 8 Episode 17 – TBD


Season 7

Episode 1 – 818-jklpuzo
Episode 2 – Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Episode 3 – Mmm, fish. Yum.
Episode 4 – Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Episode 5 – For the Sake of the Child
Episode 6 – Give Me Your Thumb
Episode 7 – Untainted By Filth
Episode 8 – Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Episode 9 – Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair
Episode 10 – That’s Why They Call it Ball Room
Episode 11 – Warning, It’s Dirty
Episode 12 – Fart Jokes, Pie, and Celeste
Episode 13 – Yay, No Polyps!
Episode 14 – Crude and Uncalled For
Episode 15 – Aye, Aye, Captain
Episode 16 – Tinkle Like a Princess
Episode 17 – I Found Your Moustache
Episode 18 – Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Episode 19 – Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
Episode 20 – I Called Him Magoo
Episode 21 – Gumby With a Pokey
Episode 22 -  This is Not Gonna End Well






Season 8

Episode 1 – Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Episode 2 – A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Episode 3 – A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Episode 4 – Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Episode 5 – The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Episode 6 – Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Episode 7 – The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Episode 8 – Springtime on a Stick
Episode 9 – A Good Time in Central Africa
Episode 10 – Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop
Episode 11 – Dead From The Waist Down
Episode 12 – Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s
Episode 13 – Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
Episode 14 – Lookin’ For Japanese Subs
Episode 15 – Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Episode 16 – That Darn Priest